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Il y a longtemps que notre pays est beau mais rude.
--Newspaper editor Olivier Séguret, 25 January 2012
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--Evelyn Waugh (1903-1966), writing to Nancy Mitford, 22 May 1957
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- Latest person being sued in France for saying what he/she thinks
The mayor of Calais is suing Marine Le Pen of the Front National for saying "repeatedly" that citizens in Calais need a pass issued by the mayor to get to their own homes (because of the number of migrants in the town). In fact, the passes are issued by the police prefecture.
Today the cheminots are:
"À nous de vous faire préférer le train!"
"Voyager autrement"
"Avec le SNCF, tout est possible"
--Former ad slogans of the SNCF (French national trains), each in turn quickly dropped
Fun French words
- ouistiti
(literally: marmoset)
Etymology: onomatopoeia from the sound a marmoset makes. Actual meaning: this is what you say in France when you want people to smile for the camera.Selon une étude réalisée par le fabricant d’appareils photo Nikon, le « ouistiti » utilisé en France au moment de se faire prendre en photo est le petit mot le plus efficace pour s’assurer un joli sourire.
Who's en colère today?
Private sector
First strike in 43 years at an aeronautics company in Toulouse, Latécoère
Public sector
The SNCF (toujours eux), regional train employees in the Lyons area guaranteeing unpleasant travel from the 17th-21st December
Also yet another strike by Sud-Rail, a particularly truculent SNCF union in the south of France, this time five days in January: 6,7, 21, 22 and 23. "We have no choice." Right.Marseilles trams on strike until February
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Their shirts are cool - Council for the English-Speaking Community
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The Irish College is hundreds of years old and offers music, drama, lectures, and courses to Parisians in English. You can learn Irish here too. - Open University (U.K.), distance learning in English
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I can't argue with you. Someone seems to think we customers want a song-and-dance more than the basic hours and address info I tend to be looking for.
Posted by: chrissoup | 18 June 2010 at 03:21
www.bandeinterdite.com
doesn't have any
Posted by: lindenevergone | 08 February 2011 at 17:50
You're right! It doesn't! Awesome. That makes one!
Part of the problem is that broadband internet is so common in Paris, the web developers may not realize how slowwwwwwly their dumb animations load elsewhere.
But why anyone is still doing an "Enter" page in this day and age-- ça me dépasse.
Posted by: Sedulia | 08 February 2011 at 21:19
So true... An example is: www.EchangeDefinitif.com is one of the retarded websites, where if you sign up and post your property on and then try contacting others, it does not work! And if you are contacted by someone else, you can NOT contact them! Then what is the point using that stupid website!? And their "support" never responds!
Posted by: John | 05 July 2014 at 19:13
Same here, I've spent the last 4 hours trying to get the district selection on Logis.com to register. It's awful!!!
Posted by: masi | 23 July 2014 at 05:07
Awards for dysfunctional French websites: http://www.lescraypion.com/
Quite funny!
Posted by: Sedulia | 24 July 2014 at 20:04
its 2022 and still french websites are absolutely rubbish, actually that is an understatement, what do french web devs get paid? it must be peanuts
Posted by: scott | 23 January 2022 at 17:04
I had to return to this page because after being unable to find where do I recover a forgotten password I found none! And that is on a French website again! Actually the list includes ruerude.com as well... because it won't allow me to post....
Posted by: Jim | 05 June 2022 at 20:14